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I know what you're thinking: birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. But don't think about that! Don't be sad, you guys! Focus on something great, like Drakkar Noir... Woo! Which I am wearing a lot of tonight! Michael - The Good Place

[Chuckles uncomfortably] Elaine Benes - Seinfeld

No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. Mock Turtle - Alice in Wonderland

Well, do you need a lot of what you've got to survive? Modest Mouse - Teeth Like God's Shoeshine

You are blind to reality, and for that I am most proud. Moira Rose - Schitt's Creek

I believed that stories helped us to ennoble ourselves, to fix what was broken in us, and to help us become the people we dreamed of being. Lies that told a deeper truth. Dr. Robert Ford - Westworld

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Margaret Atwood - The Handmaid's Tale

'Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.' Michael Scott - The Office (US)

The written word is like a drug. If you cut me, I bleed ink. Howard Moon - The Mighty Boosh

The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face. Gina Linetti - Brooklyn Nine Nine